I don’t think many of my friends know* that I’ve had a crush on someone in my company ever since I joined… I was mentioning to a colleague a rumour I heard about that person a while back… This is how the conversation went –
明：Yeah… The folks at the mezzanine said he was gay… I was devastated! 💔
JC: Of course he’s not gay! You can see it in his eyes…
明（snapping back) : WHY WERE YOU LOOKING INTO HIS EYES?! WHY?!? 😠😣😱
JC looks to SY for help.
SY: I’m sorry, you’re on your own…
明：WHY?! 😭 TELL ME WHY!
JC (trying hard to skuttle away) : I mean… Erm… I mean he doesn’t have that vibe? 😓
And thus ends Day one of five!
Revenge is a dish, best served cold…
*We are talking about absolute numbers here.