today…

today i was called an egg plant
today i was called barney
today i was called a telly tubby
today i was called everything but me

guess who, don’t sue;
“how are you today?”
“i’m alright.”
“how’s your morale?”
“pretty good, it’s friday.”
“huh? that’s not the point?! what happens come monday?”
“monday’s still not bad”
“ha… very good answer”